The Ultimate Collection of Animal One-Line Jokes
Sorted from the Best by Our Community
Where do mice park their boats?
At the cheesy docks!
There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out.
Now there are 9 cats and one row-cat.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He got a roaring laugh!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs and no eyes?
A sir-loin steak!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A walkie-talkie!
What do you call a dog with no legs and no eyes?
A silent bark!
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